Is this a Great State or What?

"Banned Substance Found in Lambs"

Only in Oklahoma could this be headline news. It seems that scandal has rocked the "National Western Stock Show" in Denver this week as thirteen Oklahoma lambs have tested positive for a performance-enhancing substance. Apparently this substance, which has yet to be identified, was used to make the lambs appear more muscular. The winners were stripped of their titles and the prize money they had won. I have to admit I became a little suspcious when the winner of the competition got lose and tore a pack of lions to pieces. I guess Mary's lamb isn't quite so little any more. It is rumored that the lambs that tested positive and have now tarnished images will be trying out for the Colorado Rockies as major league baseball is the only place left where a self-respecting, steroid popping, megalomaniac can still find decent employment. Oh...that reminds me, did anyone see Bary Bonds get a standing ovation in San Francisco last night?